I got up at 8. Went to work for child #1 at 9. Ran around in sun with said child until 12. Was very hot. At 12:15 went to work for children #2 + 3, sat until 5:30. To hint at the horrors involved in this job, I give you my conversation with
Carly
Me: am tired
Me: and quite frankly, sick of children
Carly: i'm sorry honey
Me: that's okay. eventually this day will be over
Me: and i havent cried yet, although i did almost throw up
Carly: why?
Me: you really don't want to know
Me: i thought i'd seen and handled the worst
Me: knee deep in shit does not seem to begin to cover it
Carly: holy crap
Me: literally
Carly:
Me: lol
Me: ohwell
Me: as the woman i sit for put it....babysitting is the most effective form of birth control there it
Me: s
Me: every one who sleeps around and doesnt use adequate protection should have been standing in that bathroom with me today
Me: am considering giving up on ever having sex. may not be worth it
Carly: amen, sister
Now, am off to sit for child #1 again, until she goes to bed (around 8), at which point I will probably read my book, seeing as their house only gets one channel. All I have to say is, thank god she's already toilet trained.
