I have decided that
Sam is a very cool sort of person.
" INTERNET DOOM. I have therefore declared myself the First Horseman of the Internet Apocalypse. His name be Hard Drive Failure, and he beareth a black cowl and a scythe that is highly magnetised.
The other horsemen to follow me shall be Lack Of Bandwidth, Young Teenaged Kerfufflers, and Sundry Viruses.
Yea, we are a mighty foursome, like unto the Beatles in our...um...haircuts. We shall ride the land on our mighty steeds Provided Courtesy of HBO-AOL-Time-Warner. First we shall strike down Those Who Cannot Be Arsed To Correct 'teh' When They Type; next we shall destroy All Those Who Would Tell Us What Is Inappropriate For Internet Postage. Then shall the Flamers, the Trolls, the People Who Have Learned Not The Art of LJ-Cut, and the Writers Of Bad Fan-Fiction be struck down. Those Who Rant About The Superiority Of One O/S Over Another, no matter which O/S they be, shall fall victim to Sundry Viruses' mighty, equalising stare.
And the freaks shall inherit the Ethernet.
*mounts up*
We ride at dawn. (Or a little after, as Young Teenage Kerfufflers likes his coffee in the morning. He shops at Starbucks, of course.)"
Sam is just too cool.
