Had a sleepy day yesterday...didn't, afterall, take that nap so desperately needed. Decided instead that the floor could not go another minute without vacuuming, so did that. Ended up staying awake until around 8, at which point conked out. Slept well for about 2 and half hours, at which point the not!boy woke me up, and took me back to his place for some fun TV heckling. Watched the tail-end of SNL, and then the best reality show in the entire world. Cheaters. Ghetto as all hell. In which people who think their significant other is cheating, hire a private dectective agency to find out. At one point, the woman called her cheating husband on the phone, resulting in the funniest/saddest conversation I've heard in a while.
Woman: So, where are you?
Husband: I'm at the IHOP, I just ordered a caeser salad.
Woman: I'll come join you.
Husband: No, I don't want to see you right now. I don't want to see you.
Woman: Which IHOP are you at? I'm coming.
Husband: I'm not at an IHOP.
Woman: You lied?
Husband: Yeah, I lied, it's what I do.
Woman: You can't come home after midnight, I'll lock the doors
Husband: You crazy ass broad!
Later, Cheaters helps the woman confront her husband in the middle of his infidelity. He's at their house, and she walks in. There is an unidentified, NAKED, young woman there with him.
Husband: She just came in to use the phone!
Me: SHE's NAKED YOU IDIOT!!
Anyway. The best part of the show was the narration...phrases like "luciously kissing", "lugubrious lying", and, the "posh lavatory" were particularly memorable.
After that, went to bed, slept alright. Had an interesting conversation with the not!boy in the morning, and an excellent breakfast/lunch.
Now, am going to call my mother, and do some homework. Am such a good girl. Only, not.
