If you call me
ekpinc, you must not know me.
If you call me
Ms. [insert my last name here], you must know me from college. You could be a slight acquaintance, tut0r, or close friend. Doesn't really matter at St. John's.
If you call me
Emma, you are completely and utterly normal. Sorry.
If you call me
Em, you are either my mother, or one of my close friends from home.
If you call me
M, then you're probably Dave, except you don't anymore. So you're dave from a few years ago. Go figure.
If you call me
EP, then you're either K-Lo (what the HELL are you doing reading my blog?) or possibly Janet when she's being mean.
If you call me
Emily, then I hate you, go away and never come back.
If you call me
[Insert last name here], then you're either Jones, or Brent Peters. Whatever happened to him anyway?
If you call me
Em-dahling, there's no mistaking you...you must be Scott.
If you call me
Ems, then congratulations, you must be the not!boy. *misses*
What? You got a problem with me?
